I must be a Labrador – I’ve just been retrieved!

Some dog walked through the garden and then proceeded to leave a trail of muddy footprints across the basement floor, up the stairs, and around the entire first floor.

So why am I the one who got tossed in the bathtub? Clearly it was that other dog who did it and that’s who should be getting washed off!

Can I have a treat?

Of all the nerve!!! That low-down polecat of a human went and gave me a *bath* tonight! He knows I hate getting wet. (Sure, I love getting toweled off afterward, but couldn’t we just skip the whole “getting soaked” part?)

Now I’m wondering if he’s behind those baths I keep getting at the kennel.

Grrrr……